is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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