Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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