I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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