New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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