i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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