Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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