But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
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Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
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Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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