You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
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Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
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So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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