the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
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life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
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Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
why is half of my head shaved?
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