Cold hands, warm shart.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
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jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
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She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
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we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.