do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
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Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
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he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.