Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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