I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
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What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
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did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Better not shit yourself at the gym.