I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
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Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.