I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
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these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
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I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.