where am i from again
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
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I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
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Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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