what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
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BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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