He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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