at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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