I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
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Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
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Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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