I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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