is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
operation harelip BJ is a go
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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