How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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