I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
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last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
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It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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