summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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