when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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