we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
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