hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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