whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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