U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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