well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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