Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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