All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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