That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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