i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
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Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
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no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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