I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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