Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
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