How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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