I'll bet she douches with gravy.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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