I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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