I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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