For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
God gave him joint rollers for hands
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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