and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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