Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
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All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
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Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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