Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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