Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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