FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
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WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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