The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Randomize
