don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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