normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
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Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
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I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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