Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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