you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
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i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
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I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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