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wrigley field is MILF paradise
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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