Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
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I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
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Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I just had sex on a roof
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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