that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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