dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Randomize
