Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
not ubering you a puppy
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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