I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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