i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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