apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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